Are you there Andrew WK? It's me, Boss Anjo where have you been? Music now is totally lame, and I miss partying. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that we miss your joyous brand of carefree, from the heart, good time fun music. I'm tired of 40 year old, egotistical jerk offs *cough Jared Leto cough* playing music for 14 year olds. Sick of 33 year olds singing songs about prom, and first kisses, beyond annoyed with this dyed black, comb over across the eyes, with lyrics about cutting out ex lover's eyes. I'm dying for something positive (yet not annoying) and fun.

Sure "The Wolf" was a bit lame, we all make mistakes, you still know how to party, I know it, I believe in you! I'm sure you're rockin' out somewhere, but we need you here, out of our hearts and out of our minds and on to our stages! We need a savior! You're THAT GUY!

Boy Sets Fire, this is for you as well. What happened? This was your year, Misery Index? C'mon! Your best record yet! After releasing a song like "10 and Counting" about the trials and tribulations of being in a band and loving every minute of it only to break up a few months later? That took ALL of us by surprise! We all lost a little bit of hope.

You were a band with a message, who knew how to convey that message without forcing it down everyone's throats. You gave hope, not only in ourselves, not only in our own music, but in humanity. I know things change, people change, the world changes, but not without Boy Sets Fire. I know if your music changed one life, if it made one person stand up and ask why, stand up and question authority, make a change, start a protest then you've succeeded. One voice can make a difference, but a million can make a revolution! Please come back.

Fall Out Boy, 30 Seconds To Mars, Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu and all the rest, break up already. Blink 182 did it, we all know that's who you wanna be. So whatta ya say? Just like....die already?